Funny but old survey

Name? Christopher
Age? 20
What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet? hmm kill him. he has my liscens
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted? explains why my parents hates me
What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard? ride it
do you like eggs? yes
how do you like ur eggs? sunny side up
wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs? yes
why? taste better and maybe some soy sauce
that\'s nice....anyways...do you like cheese? do i ever
what if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt? i think i fall out of my chair confused
would that disturb you? i guess. i mean it is a monkey's butt we're talking about here
y? i just answered that.
so when are you going to visit your fairy god mother? when i turn to one
are you sure? yes. it's my dream come true
so do you like potatoes? yes
what kinda potaoes? red
maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise? uhh tried it and didn't like it
anyways...so what would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos? i would kill it but i don't want to hurt animals so i think i'll push it off the ice berg and grab my cheetos and run
would you kick it? .....*cough* no
do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!! ? yes
and so are monkey right? what's with you and monkey
anyways...so how would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson? i'll uni him before he molest me
y would you feel that way? cause he's micheal jackson
are you sure? yes
positive? YES
ok then....what do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain? i hope they use it wisely
so what do you think of britany spears? a F'en bald slut
do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on? ....i don't think i own a bikini. and if i did have one i don't think i want to wear it. probably blind my neighbors
do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses? how can fetuses be hot and spicy?
are you sure? i never said yes or no stupid
so what would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your a**? i'll break his arm
would this upset you? it'll freak me out
y? i don' t like being touch there.
so how do you feel about chicken? uhh is it dead or alive. if dead and cooked sounds great. alive and clucking? uhhh very.....pretty?
what would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night? where's my christmas present? did santa forget?
YOU WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? uhh no i'm not micheal jackson like you mister who keeps asking about monkey and molesting people. i wouldn't be surprise if you were molested by him
.....don't lie

Name? Muhada

Age? 16

What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet? Chase him

What would you do if you found out that you were adopted? It would make a lot of sense

What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard? Chase it!

do you like eggs? sorta

how do you like ur eggs? scrambled

wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs? yes

why? it makes it taste better

that\'s nice....anyways...do you like cheese? sorta

what if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt? i freak out really badly

would that disturb you? totaly

y? because i dont want to eat a monkey's butt!

so when are you going to visit your fairy god mother? i dont have one

are you sure? yes

so do you like potatoes? smashed

what kinda potaoes? brown

maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise? ew

anyways...so what would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos? i would be all sad

would you kick it? no

do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!! ? their cool

and so are monkey right? huh?

anyways...so how would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson? i be scared to life but i don't think he molest me i think he'll most likely molest a guy XD

y would you feel that way? because one he's gay

are you sure? yeah

positive? yes

ok then....what do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain? scream

so what do you think of britany spears? slut

do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on? yes!

do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses? now ew

are you sure? yeah

so what would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your a**? would totaly slap him

would this upset you? yes

y? because i have a boyfriend he's only alowed to do that

so how do you feel about chicken? good

what would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night? scream and run around franticly and say ew

YOU WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? eeeeeeeeeeeeeew he'll most likely molest me <.<

.....don't lie

Name? Elie

Age? 13

What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet? Be all: Um... wth just happened? O.o''

What would you do if you found out that you were adopted? I am adopted. T_T

What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard? Call up Sayaka and go: HA! Told ya so! XD

do you like eggs? yeah, but stomached doesn't agree... T_T

how do you like ur eggs? hard boiled

wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs? used to

why? cause my mom did

that\'s nice....anyways...do you like cheese? um... YES!

what if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt? I'd wake up in bed and call Sayaka.

would that disturb you? dreams don't

y? because they ain't real

so when are you going to visit your fairy god mother? next Tuesday

are you sure? yeah, nothing after school

so do you like potatoes? yup

what kinda potaoes? those... ones!! *forget name*

maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise? nah

anyways...so what would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos? I would move back from Antarctica.

would you kick it? no

do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!! nah

and so are monkey right? no, pigs

anyways...so how would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson? I'd beat the crap outta him/her first. XD

y would you feel that way? because... Thriller was too good.

are you sure? guess so

positive? *shrugs*

ok then....what do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain? I'd say: Hey! Mark Chang, wazzup?!^^

so what do you think of britany spears? dang... I miss 1999... XD

do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on? no

do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses? not really

are you sure? I guess

so what would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your a**? *stare then say* I'm lesbian... XD

would this upset you? no

y? Because my friends and I will beat them up.

so how do you feel about chicken? *just read Chew on This* >.<

what would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night? Sorry... I'm taken.

YOU WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? no

.....don't lie: I didn't.